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" An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?" "
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Joke by TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN.,
From a Website Visitor
4/20/2004

34596 visits

" #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YO "
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Joke by Boom,
Gus Wacker, Roundup, Mont.

18781 visits

" A tough old Montana cowboy once told his grandson that, if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little "
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Joke by Arizona Arms Newsletter, Cowboy Humor

Feb 2005

10630 visits

" A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson, that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of "
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Joke by He don't know,
From a Website Visitor
3-Nov

32560 visits

" A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.

D "
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Joke by 10 Bears,

18788 visits

" An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for yo "
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Joke by Hunting Trip?,
From a Website Visitor
5-Apr

29365 visits

" At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.

"Well," Bubba b "
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Joke by Hunting One Liner 003,
From a Website Visitor
5-Jul

21471 visits

" Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
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Joke by Hunting One Liner 002,
From a Website Visitor
5-Apr

19792 visits

" Hunters do it with a big bang. "
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Joke by Hunting one liner 001,
From a Website Visitor
5-Jan

19385 visits

" Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. "
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Joke by reconMarine,

17234 visits

" The Vietnam War has drawn to a close. The U.S. Army gives 3 Soldiers a chance to earn some money because of a lack of medals "
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Joke by me, Date Range

2/13/09

17007 visits

" What did the .222 Rem. say about the ..223 ?
Just a chip off the old ammo belt. "
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Joke by ,
a taxidermist from connecticut decides to take a vacation to arkansas. after arriving, he decides to visit the local watering hole. as he enters the bar he notices all eyes are on him and there is an uncomfortable feeling in the air. the taxidermist approaches the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. after handing the beer to him the barkeep says, "don't think i've seen you around here before, where you from and what do you do?" the tsxidermist answers, "i'm from connecticut and i mount animals.""oh," the bartender says, "its ok boys, he's one of us!"

13181 visits

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